8 Secret Exercises of a True Couch Potato
Posted by John on August 2nd, 2006
It’s a myth that couch potatos don’t exercise. Through extensive research, we’ve uncovered the 8 secret exercises that keep couch potatos in their shape:
Beginner Secret Exercises
- refrigerator dash
- toe crunches
- channel surfing races
- bottle cap twisting
Advanced Secret Exercises
- remote control reaches and lunges
- recliner lever pulls
- Dorito Bag Pull
- Full Body Snoring
Performing these secret exercises will help you keep your shape as a couch potato. And remember, as one wise couch potato put it, round is a shape.
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